Sunday, November 6, 2011
So I managed to win a giveaway.
And it was to an online adult store, of all things. I have to wonder if the universe was trying to make up for the fact that all my husband got me for my birthday was a massager from Goodwill and not just any massager, a massager that probably belonged to an old lady (it kind of had an old lady smell to it), looked older than me, and was only $2.99. I mean seriously, who gives a USED, second hand massager to his wife for her birthday and wedding anniversary?! EPIC fail. That and the lack of um intimacy during the last two months I think led to karma being nice to me for once because I almost never win giveaways and definitely not giveaways for a $55 gift card. So I'm excited. I made my purchases today (took me quite a few days to figure out just what I wanted to get because I haven't gotten anything like this since my husband and I started dating and I wasn't quite so shy--yeah, funny, considering I've given birth in front of total strangers since then) and they'll be here soon. Maybe this is just what I need to get a little more action. At the very least, it will spice things up whether I'm with him or going solo.
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(snort) It's a sexy, sexy sign!!
ReplyDeleteAgreed! It's been something I had been thinking of doing for awhile seeing as we have two adult stores in my town (and they're a block away from each other which I think is funny) but there are times I can be oddly prudish and shy and going into an actual store to look at things like that has me feeling all girl schoolishly embarrassed. Maybe it's because what one usually finds in places like that is more realistic looking than I'm really wanting to get since I do after all have kids! These are at least somewhat discreet looking though I will have to make sure to stash them up where the children can't get to them.
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