Sunday, November 6, 2011

So I managed to win a giveaway.

And it was to an online adult store, of all things. I have to wonder if the universe was trying to make up for the fact that all my husband got me for my birthday was a massager from Goodwill and not just any massager, a massager that probably belonged to an old lady (it kind of had an old lady smell to it), looked older than me, and was only $2.99. I mean seriously, who gives a USED, second hand massager to his wife for her birthday and wedding anniversary?! EPIC fail. That and the lack of um intimacy during the last two months I think led to karma being nice to me for once because I almost never win giveaways and definitely not giveaways for a $55 gift card. So I'm excited. I made my purchases today (took me quite a few days to figure out just what I wanted to get because I haven't gotten anything like this since my husband and I started dating and I wasn't quite so shy--yeah, funny, considering I've given birth in front of total strangers since then) and they'll be here soon. Maybe this is just what I need to get a little more action. At the very least, it will spice things up whether I'm with him or going solo.